July 2012
cybergay:
if i had a kid i’d secretly get one of those clap on clap off light switches wired to their computer and if they ignored me id just clap and their computer would shut down and id be like yeah that fuckin right son u look at me when im talking to u
friend: move you're blocking the view
me: I am the view.
microwavepizzaoven:
don’t try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because i feel that shit in my soul
Well, I had a great night last night!
